1. El tiempo de espera medio hasta que nos dormimos es de siete minutos.
2. Los CDs fueron diseñados para recibir 74 minutos de música porque esa es la duración de la Novena Sinfonía de Bethoven.
3. Antes del 1800, los zapatos para el pie izquierdo y derecho eran iguales.
4. El encendedor se inventó antes que los fósforos.
5. Walt Disney tenía miedo a los ratones.
6. A lo largo de nuestra vida, y durante las noches, cada humano se come una media de 8 arañas.
7. Los cómics del pato Donald se prohibieron en Finlandia porque no llevaba pantalones.
8. Las mujeres pestañean casi dos veces más que los hombres.
9. En China hay más angloparlantes que en los Estados Unidos.
10. ¿Sabías que compartes tu fecha de cumpleaños con al menos otros 9 millones de personas en el mundo?
11. Leonardo Da Vinci inventó las tijeras.
12. Solo una de cada dos mil millones de personas alcanza o sobrepasa los 116 años de edad.
13. El cacahuete es uno de los ingredientes de la dinamita.
14. Como media, la mano izquierda realiza el 56% del trabajo cuando se escribe a máquina.
15. En el mundo hay más pollos que personas.
16. Los repelentes de mosquitos no repelen. Te ocultan. El spray bloquea los censores del mosquito por lo tanto ellos no saben que estas ahí.
17. Ningún pedazo de papel puede ser plegado a la mitad más de 7 veces.
18. Los burros matan más gente anualmente que los accidentes aéreos.
19. Quemas más calorías durmiendo que mirando televisión.
20. El roble no produce bellotas hasta que tiene 50 años o más.
21. El rey de corazones es el único rey sin bigotes.
22. La distancia de alas del Boeing 747 Jumbo es más larga que el vuelo del primer avión de los hermanos Wright.
23. Es posible hacer subir una vaca por las escaleras, pero no bajarla.
24. En promedio, 100 personas mueren ahogados al año con bolígrafos.
25. Es físicamente imposible lamerse el propio codo.
26. La guerra más corta de la historia tuvo lugar entre Zanzibar e Inglaterra en 1896. Zanzíbar se rindió a los 38 minutos.
27. La silla eléctrica fue inventada por un dentista.
28. Febrero de 1865 es el único mes en los registros históricos que no tuvo ninguna luna llena.
29. La orina de gato brilla a la luz de una lámpara de luz negra.
30. Si gritas durante ocho años, siete meses y seis días, habrás producido suficiente energía sonora como para calentar una taza de café.
31. Si te tirases pedos consistentemente durante seis años y nueve meses, producirías suficiente gas como para crear la energía de una bomba atómica.
32. Una libélula vive aproximadamente 24 horas.
33. La memoria de un pez dorado es de tres segundos.
34. En Inglaterra, al Presidente de la Cámara no se le permite hablar.
35. El nombre de Oz, usado en "El mago de Oz" se le ocurrió a su autor Frank Baum cuando en su despacho contempló el segundo tomo de su enciclopedia, A-N y O-Z.
36. Una pelota de golf oficial tiene 336 agujeritos.
37. La manera mas fácil de diferenciar un animal carnívoro de un herbívoro es por sus ojos. Los carnívoros (perros, leones) los tienen al frente de la cabeza, lo que les facilita localizar su alimento. Los herbívoros los tienen a los lados de la misma (aves, conejos), lo que les ayuda a detectar la aproximación de un posible depredador.
38. Una persona parpadea aproximadamente 25 mil veces por semana.
39. El material más resistente creado por la naturaleza es la tela de Araña.
40. 15% de las mujeres americanas se mandan flores a si mismas en el día de los enamorados.
41. La hija de Shakespeare era analfabeta.
42. Einstein nunca fue un buen alumno, y ni siquiera hablaba bien a los 9 años, sus padres creían que era retrasado mental.
3.18.2010
50 WAYS TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL AWKWARD
1.Go up to someone, smack them on the butt and say "dangggg, i remember you" then wink
2.Walk up to people making out on the street and yell GET SOME!
3. Ask a fat man when his baby's due
4. Yell in a crowded area "_______ YOU LEFT YOUR UNDIES AT MY HOUSE!!!!"
5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!!
6.Walk up to someone and say OH MY GOD i know you, last wednesday night, remember, look them up and down then walk away.
7.At a crowded movie theater, keep yelling at the screen
8.Go up to a sexy guy and say "Thanks for last night;)" pinch him on the butt then walk away
9. BEST ONE: GO UP TO A RANDOM GROUP OF PEOPLE, POINT TO A HOT GUY AND SAY "YUM, ID TAP THAT"
10.Go up to someone random and say "GUESS WHAT I JUST DID!!! I JUST MADE A POOP!!!"
11.tug their hair whenever possible
12.tug their arm and when they look at you stare straight foward like nothing is happening
13.stand behind them while u talk 2 them.
14.insert finger in bellybutton
15.say meep after every sentence
16.put ur hand in their pocket durring conversastoin
17.pull a straightener out of ur bra
18.yell NO I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS
19.stare at their nono area while u talk 2 them
20.comment on the funny feeling u get inside when u see them
21.ask 2 smell their ear
22.rub their leg with ur foot when standing next 2 them
23.crawl through their legs like ur playing tunnel tag while u talk 2 them.
24.comment on the lovely shape of their cheeks (no im not talking about the ones on ur face)
25.place hand on their knee cap. don't move it.
26.ask them if they impregnated u
27.ask if they r comfertable with u taking off ur pants
28.remove ur socks and rub their back with them
29.put a price tag on their earlobe
30.while in conversation take our christmas lights and start putting them on everything around and act like everythings normal
31.comment on their nice BASS
32.ask if their wearing moon pants. CUZ THEIR BUTT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
33.whenever possible grab their nose and let go every time they mention it. then grab it again.
34.when talking to them say excuse me look down your pants and say OMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!! then show them
35.go up and start petting someones cheek and say lovely bone structure.....in both areas then wink
36.go up to them sniff there hair then walk away
37. walk into a crowded store and say does anyone know any good squatting techniques!!!
38.go up to someone and say omigash i have an itch on my leg then scratch theirs
39.ask someone if they have any spare hair to eat
40.act like a retard then switch back to normal
41.grab their elbow and yell WEENIS TOUCH
42.run up behind an old laddy hug them and yell MOMMY!
43.try to get as close as you can to them without them noticing
44. stare at them for as long as you can, when they get to walk away
45. go up to to a random person, ask them an easy question, like whats 3+4 when they answer yell DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!???? then run away screamin THERE COMING THERE COMING!!!
46. walk up to a random person and say do you like my llama then pretends ones beside you then start talking to it
47.go up to an old man/woman and say are you single then wink:)
48.act like you think your a famous person
49.pretend your in the mafia
50. whenever you see someone that looks like santa claus go up to them sit on their lap and tell them what you want for christmas
2.Walk up to people making out on the street and yell GET SOME!
3. Ask a fat man when his baby's due
4. Yell in a crowded area "_______ YOU LEFT YOUR UNDIES AT MY HOUSE!!!!"
5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!!
6.Walk up to someone and say OH MY GOD i know you, last wednesday night, remember, look them up and down then walk away.
7.At a crowded movie theater, keep yelling at the screen
8.Go up to a sexy guy and say "Thanks for last night;)" pinch him on the butt then walk away
9. BEST ONE: GO UP TO A RANDOM GROUP OF PEOPLE, POINT TO A HOT GUY AND SAY "YUM, ID TAP THAT"
10.Go up to someone random and say "GUESS WHAT I JUST DID!!! I JUST MADE A POOP!!!"
11.tug their hair whenever possible
12.tug their arm and when they look at you stare straight foward like nothing is happening
13.stand behind them while u talk 2 them.
14.insert finger in bellybutton
15.say meep after every sentence
16.put ur hand in their pocket durring conversastoin
17.pull a straightener out of ur bra
18.yell NO I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS
19.stare at their nono area while u talk 2 them
20.comment on the funny feeling u get inside when u see them
21.ask 2 smell their ear
22.rub their leg with ur foot when standing next 2 them
23.crawl through their legs like ur playing tunnel tag while u talk 2 them.
24.comment on the lovely shape of their cheeks (no im not talking about the ones on ur face)
25.place hand on their knee cap. don't move it.
26.ask them if they impregnated u
27.ask if they r comfertable with u taking off ur pants
28.remove ur socks and rub their back with them
29.put a price tag on their earlobe
30.while in conversation take our christmas lights and start putting them on everything around and act like everythings normal
31.comment on their nice BASS
32.ask if their wearing moon pants. CUZ THEIR BUTT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
33.whenever possible grab their nose and let go every time they mention it. then grab it again.
34.when talking to them say excuse me look down your pants and say OMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!! then show them
35.go up and start petting someones cheek and say lovely bone structure.....in both areas then wink
36.go up to them sniff there hair then walk away
37. walk into a crowded store and say does anyone know any good squatting techniques!!!
38.go up to someone and say omigash i have an itch on my leg then scratch theirs
39.ask someone if they have any spare hair to eat
40.act like a retard then switch back to normal
41.grab their elbow and yell WEENIS TOUCH
42.run up behind an old laddy hug them and yell MOMMY!
43.try to get as close as you can to them without them noticing
44. stare at them for as long as you can, when they get to walk away
45. go up to to a random person, ask them an easy question, like whats 3+4 when they answer yell DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!???? then run away screamin THERE COMING THERE COMING!!!
46. walk up to a random person and say do you like my llama then pretends ones beside you then start talking to it
47.go up to an old man/woman and say are you single then wink:)
48.act like you think your a famous person
49.pretend your in the mafia
50. whenever you see someone that looks like santa claus go up to them sit on their lap and tell them what you want for christmas
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